Free And Funny

I was doing my overstock and facing and I decided to purchase the 8 pack of Bounty paper towels on sale for $9.99. I had a coupon. I also had a cart full of overstock. So when I got to the register I told the cashier I just wanted the towels. And crayons. I was getting ready to swipe my card and she said,
"Will you be making a separate purchase?"
"What?"
"Oh! Umm, nothing."
And then we both laughed hysterically.
I guess you had to be there.

I got a free 2-liter of A&W 10 Root Beer. It was on sale and I had a coupon. All I had to do was pay tax!